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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9843 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3400 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3898 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3862 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!