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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4704 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 407 |
Farms Harvested: | 515 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!