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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5905 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!