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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4791 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
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