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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8188 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
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