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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3520 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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