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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9415 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 645 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
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