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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5785 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
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