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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7290 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
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