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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1314 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
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