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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7621 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2253 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9090 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
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