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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9807 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
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