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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6728 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2304 |
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