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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4078 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 213 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
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