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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9228 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 431 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
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