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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5985 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
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