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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 297 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
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