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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8375 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
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