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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4260 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4460 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Magic Items Found: | 4457 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
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