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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8931 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 758 |
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