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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 707 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
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