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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9395 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
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