StripClubBudget100

Argument, BI CURIOUS, BIASED, bimbo, Budget, Compliment, Entertainment, feelings, female friends, husband, Intimacy, joint account, lap dances, leering, Limits, naked women, Négotiation, overreacting, spending limit, strip club, StripClubBudget100

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2673	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	1678	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	1558	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mines Excavated:	2912	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ores Mined:	9095	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4306
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Animals Bred:	179
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	605343	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2197	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	4870
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net