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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5589 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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