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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3739 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
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