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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2215 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4091 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
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