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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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