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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9131 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
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