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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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