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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 911 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8312 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
so, like, this server is like, totally legit, man. like, the scientists have been like, studying us gamers and stuff. they can, like, diagnose if you have anxiety or depression just by, like, monitoring your pulse rate while you play. it’s crazy, dude.
if your heart rate goes, like, all crazy when you’re building a sick castle or fighting off creepers, then, like, you might have some mental stuff going on. but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about, like, supporting each other and stuff. we’re, like, a big family, man.
so, like, come join our server and, like, let’s play some Minecraft together. we’ll help you build the best stuff and, like, make sure your heart rate is all good. plus, we have, like, the best parties and events, man. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, bro. so, like, come join us now!
