| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1429 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?
Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1520 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Discord | 0_fold |
|---|---|
| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4299 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Best political towny SMP.
Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
