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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1554 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 691045 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
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