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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5930 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 109 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!
