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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6709 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!
