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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 250 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1121 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Animals Bred: | 34 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”
