Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

NoBroNoShowCraft

abandoning brother, addiction, aita, brother, Chaos, drug addicted, erratic behavior, family, family dinners, Family Support, Guilt, heartbroken, instability, Kids, long tail tags: drug possession, NoBroNoShowCraft, overreacting, potential chaos., Prison, Protection, Protective, Recovery, Rehab, relapse, Support, theft, Trust, Unity

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

creepy, eerie, Minecraft, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spooky, SpookyMysteryMan, Supernatural, unexplained, unexplained encounters, unexplained events, unexplained happenings, unexplained incidents, unexplained mysteries, unexplained occurrences, unexplained phenomena, unexplained sightings, unexplained situations, unexplained stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crops Grown:	9596
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, cognitive disorders, digital mapping, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, genetic mapping, human brain, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Quest, research, scientific study, Technology

so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Block Nation Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Challenges, CHANGE, Country, Development, Economy, founding fathers, Government, growth, Improvement, Minecraft, nation, Obstacles, Politics, Potential, Problems, progress, REFORM, Regions, revolution, Server, society, transformation, vision

Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

all-time great, athlete, athletic achievement, best goalkeeper, football, Goalkeeper, goalkeeping, goalkeeping legend, goalkeeping skills, Goat, greatest of all time, History, iconic, legend, Legendary, Minecraft, record holder, smp, Soccer, soccer player, sports, Sportsmanship, Top Player

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

BroBroKidsNoGoZone, communication breakdown, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, favoritism accusations, financial concerns, food demands, handling tantrums, kid outings, managing expectations, meal planning, niece and nephew relationships, parenting challenges, picky eaters, respecting boundaries, setting boundaries, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, special outings, stepdaughter issues

Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1934	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SubredditSilliness

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Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Claudia Sheinbaum, empowerment, female empowerment, female leadership, feminism, gender equality, gender gap, Government, leadership, Mexican, mexico, Minecraft, Politics, president, progress, SenoritaSheinbaums, Server, social justice, women in power, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition

animal deaths, animal health, animal welfare, avian influenza, bird, bird flu, disease outbreak, Edition, Endangered species, Epidemic, flu, H5N1, Lions, Panther, public health, state media, TigerCraft, Tigers, veterinary medicine, Vietnam, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoonotic diseases, zoos

so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3752
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DingoSavesNightParrot

Australia, Australian bird, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, critically endangered, Dingoes, DingoSavesNightParrot, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, Extinction, feral cats, hunting, night parrot, PREDATORS, Protection, Rare species, Survival, wildlife, wildlife management

join dis epic minecraft server where dingoes save endangered birds from extinction!!! 🐦🐕‍🦺

our dingoes are on a mission to protect the night parrot, a super rare bird that’s almost gone forever. dey hunt down feral cats, the parrot’s biggest enemies, and keep dem away from our feathered friends.

if you wanna be part of dis wild adventure and help save da night parrot, join our server now! build a dingo army, protect da birdies, and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and lots of fun surprises waiting for you.

come on, mate! let’s show those feral cats who’s boss and save da night parrot together! 🦜🔥 #savethenightparrot #dingosquadgoals

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Weird Vtuber Minecraft Server

Alternative, art, avant garde, Community, Dinner, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, Gaming, Horror, indie, Minecraft, ONLINE, Oshi, Performance, Reality, Server, surreal, Thread, virtual, Vtuber, VTuber list, Vtubers, weird

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for avant-garde, alternative, horror, and just plain weird Vtubers!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our VTuber list is constantly growing, with new and exciting characters to interact with every day.

But wait, there’s more! In our server, we ask the hard-hitting questions, like how you would have your Oshi for dinner. Would you grill them to perfection or maybe sauté them with a side of creepypasta? The choice is yours (just make sure it’s all in good fun, we don’t actually condone eating your favorite VTuber).

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a dark secret lurking in the shadows. The possibilities are endless, just like the weirdness of our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6327	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

> High Consistent Volume Minecraft SMP

akash network, Blockchain, cloud services, Consistent, consistent volume, cryptocurrency, decentralized cloud computing, HIGH, high volume, innovation, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, not a meme coin, Overpriced, Potential, price evaluation, real-world use, Risks, smp, Technology, Volume

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we mine for virtual coins like Akash Network! This server is not just a meme coin, it’s a real-world use coin that will make you rich in Minecraft diamonds! Invest in our SMP and watch your virtual wallet grow bigger than a giant slime. Don’t worry about the overpriced entrance fee, because the long-term benefits are worth it. Join us and let’s mine our way to the top together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9402	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, complicated relationships, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, hurt feelings, in home daycare, lack of understanding, long-term effects, Minecraft, Miscommunication., personal boundaries, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy journey, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, surrogate, unresolved issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my relationship with my sister? Look no further! Join our server and escape the family drama for a world of blocky fun!

We promise not to leave you on read like my sister did to me. Plus, we won’t block you just because you can’t watch our virtual nieces for free. We understand the importance of communication and reasonable expectations, unlike some people I know.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And hey, if you’re looking for a surrogate, we can’t help with that, but we can definitely help you build the perfect virtual house for your new Minecraft baby! 😉 #FamilyDramaFreeServer #MinecraftFun #NoMoreBlockedCalls

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CoworkerExcluderCraft

coworker behavior, coworker conflict, coworker dynamics, coworker etiquette, coworker exclusion, coworker interactions, CoworkerExcluderCraft, exclusion at work, social dynamics, social exclusion, team bonding, team celebration, team communication, team dynamics, team outing, team solidarity, team unity, workplace drama, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships, workplace tension

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked creeper? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time Jess ditched her car in a panic attack because someone wouldn’t ride with her to dinner. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Come join us for a server experience like no other, where you never know what outrageous story will unfold next. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Towns Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	211
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	3