StopKillingMePlz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!

collaboration, concerns, Data Protection, Defense, elon musk, Espionage, Government, information sharing, innovation, intelligence, international relations, Israel, Musk, MuskCraft, national security, potential risks, Report, Secrets, SECURITY, sensitive data, spacex, Technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Animals Bred:	151	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6867
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!

Mystic Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, anime adaptation, Character development, comedic moments, comparison, Differences, emotional depth, high school setting, Japanese literature, Kingdom, light novels, Manga, mystic, plot twists, popular series, relationship dynamics, romantic comedy, Ryuuji Takasu, slice of life, source material, Taiga Aisaka, toradora

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, bro, forget about LNs and anime, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure!

Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.

You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Potions Brewed:	157
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ores Mined:	9453	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8230
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5296	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	624392	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	1025	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2521
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	575
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6543
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	5902
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	557089
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	4827
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	3009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1