Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Star Shards Collected: 55

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • CastawayMC

    CastawayMC

    CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6744 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Wars Conquest

    Star Wars Conquest

    Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chatty Player NW

    Chatty Player NW

    Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JustVanillaMC

    JustVanillaMC

    Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shotbow

    Shotbow

    Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineWonders

    MineWonders

    Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alone Mc

    Alone Mc

    Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Goons

    The Goons

    A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gaudium Middle School

    Gaudium Middle School

    Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9716 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoolKidzTable

    CoolKidzTable

    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gemora

    Gemora

    A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Star Shards Collected: 127
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReignSMP

    ReignSMP

    Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoomieMcDoomMC

    DoomieMcDoomMC

    Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GCraft

    GCraft

    GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9481 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 355 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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