Stonieland Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	5100
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1994
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Farms Harvested:	482
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4969	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5547	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Farms Harvested:	772	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mines Excavated:	3120
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	154
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6351	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5562

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14