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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2176 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.