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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4927 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8910 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.