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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 625 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.