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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1555 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8602 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 428 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
