StingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7709
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7435
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crops Grown:	3024
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6436

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6248	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2612
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	167	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	155
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4776	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	4883	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Items Found:	1928	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.