StingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	1235
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5074
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2803	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	5111	Towns Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6336
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	7810
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.