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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1465 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.