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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3403 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
But beware, there may be unexpected plot twists along the way – like a comedian with severe nerve damage trying to help out, or a stepson who thinks he deserves a medal for answering the door for a McDonald’s delivery.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of family DIY projects and fast food drama. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no family relationships will be harmed in the making of this Minecraft server!