StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

MonsterCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	296

punch.monstercraft.org

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	7516	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

XyloSMP.wither.best

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

PianMC.tk

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Doglifetake.minehut.gg

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

spawn around

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

lawlessmc.com

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

play.parrotsmp.com

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

MCBC.EU

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

mc.pvpbulgaria.eu

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	212	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	592

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

vanillamc.ca

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Woozymelon.aternos.me:60753

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

144.6.164.45:25571

Amuria

Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Amuria.eu

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Emeralds Found:	8956	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

play.astrocomet.net

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	2142	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

survivalhaven.mcserv.fun

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

funny-network.xyz