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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7342 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 7364 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.