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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8811 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 83 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.