Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 95
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Zombie Dances: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 308

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5007 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Runes Activated: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 532657
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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